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Survivor

Eggplant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It doesn't look like an egg.

I can reliably predict this will upset my stomach.

I've never seen an egg that shade of purple.

Rather in need of roasting.

Aubergine!

Purple and bulbous.

Just another boring plant.

Blech, eggplant.

Almost a deadly nightshade. Almost.

The best of the purple vegetables, if you ask me.

Ms. Wickerbottom

A nightshade, specifically Solanum Melongena.

'TIS PURPLEY NUM NUMS

Definitely not a bird.

Is not egg!

I bet birds have something to do with this.

She's a nice shade o'purple.

Mmm...

IT HAS AN ILLOGICAL NAME