Words of the Constant
Lumpy Evergreen
Wilson P. HiggsburyWhat a waste of wood.
Wilson P. HiggsburyI feel like I could have prevented that.
Wilson P. HiggsburyTake that, nature!
Wilson P. HiggsburyThis sad tree has no cones.
WagstaffCombustion at work.
WagstaffApt to become air particulate at the first stiff breeze.
WagstaffThe cross section of a tree I have cleaved.
WagstaffIt must undergo some kind of spontaneous generation.
WalaniThat's not cool.
WalaniHe's a burnout.
WalaniCut down in its prime.
WalaniLooks like the diet version.
WarbucksAlarming!
WarbucksWell that's done.
WarbucksIt's been razed.
WarbucksRather pathetic looking.
WarlyAu revoir, tree.
WarlyCrisp, no?
WarlySliced!
WarlyA coneless arbre.
WigfridThe wood's ablaze!
WigfridLoge took that one.
WigfridChopped by the warrior of the woods!
WigfridA good, sturdy tree.
MaxwellOops.
MaxwellDust to dust.
MaxwellI put it out of its misery.
MaxwellIt looks sickly.
WebberWhat a senseless waste of firewood.
WebberOnly we can prevent forest fires.
WebberGot you good, tree!
WebberA dying breed.
WendyIt's burning brightly.
WendyUsed up and done for.
WendyEverything dies.
WendyIts cycle of life is ending.
WheelerThat looks... alarming.
WheelerI may be wrong, but I don't think it'll recover from that.
WheelerNothing personal, tree. I needed the wood.
WheelerNeeds is a little love. And pinecones.
Ms. WickerbottomThe tree is burning.
Ms. WickerbottomA carbonized tree.
Ms. WickerbottomIt has been harvested.
Ms. WickerbottomThis genus seems to lack reproductive capabilities.
Wilba'TIS FWOOSHING
WilbaFWOOSH'D TREE
Wilba'TIS CHOPT
Wilba'TIS SAD
WillowYES! BURN!
WillowI wish it was still burning.