Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I hope it doesn't turn on me.

Wagstaff

It forms a loyalty to its manufacturer! How fascinating!

Walani

It's looking out for me.

Warbucks

A glorious artifact of ancient technology.

Warly

This is my friend, Lazer Oeil!

Wigfrid

The eye of the laser god stares into my soul.

Maxwell

Some of my better work.

Webber

Stop looking at me!

Wendy

I do not know why it helps me.

Wheeler

Just what I always wanted, my own personal shooting eye!

Ms. Wickerbottom

The magic of the two beasts has been concentrated by the Thulecite.

Wilba

YON WATCHFUL TRIANGLE MAKETH THE BOOMS

Willow

I wish it lit stuff on fire.

Wolfgang

Mighty structure will help me fight!

Woodie

That'll drive the hosers off.

Woodlegs

'Tis a magical cannon.

Wormwood

Pew!

WX-78

I HAVE TAMED MIGHTY BEASTS TO FIGHT FOR ME.