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Infroggles

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I don't think the science is working.

I see the world through infrared colored glasses.

I do hope to catch a glimpse of the night creature with these.

Looks like a frog. Acts like a fog.

Rather silly piece of equipment.

If they worked, they'd be great for checking meat temperature.

One of Loki's tricks.

What kind of ridiculous person made these?

Is this what a frog sees?

A pointless thing to put on my head.

Swell. They don't work for me.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Ridiculous.

HEHE! FROGGY HEAD MAKETH WILBA SEE FUNNY

Why would I want to wear a frog on my head?

Is cute little froggy goggles. Hello froggy!

Doesn't work.

Not fer ol'Woodleg's eyes.

Ribbit? No

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