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Fryfocals

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's a... goggle thing.

Now I can emit destructive spheres of electromagnetic radiation.

Tiny spheres of static energy make a marvelous flaming projectile.

I don't get it.

I say, rather useless.

Are those potatoes?

It is of no use to me.

If they worked, I might consider wearing these.

We can pretend they work. Pew! Pew!

The world looks like the photographs of Abigail I have.

Oh I get what this is for! Oh wait, no I don't.

Ms. Wickerbottom

I do like this particular shade of sepia.

GIVE WILBA A SEA OF SEE TROUBLES

These would be better if they worked.

Wolfgang doesn't know what this is.

Don't think it's working.

Nary a use in sight.

Can't use

NONFUNCTIONING. THIS MUST BE WHAT THE FLESHSACKS CALL "GRIEF"