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Ham Bat

Wilson P. Higgsbury

This seems unsanitary.

Remarkably destructive yet still susceptible to food spoilage.

I can fight food with food.

A peculiar weapon.

Mmm, ham popsicle!

A weapon fit for the great dining halls!

An undignified weapon for a less refined time.

An interesting way to use food.

Death begets death.

Oh good. I was looking for a way to work on my swing.

Ms. Wickerbottom

I'm not sure this was the most efficient use of resources.

'TIS WEAPON O' PIG BUTT

Pleased to meat you!

Is still good.

What a waste of good ham.

Made wit' metal from th'finest meat mines.

Twirly Tail Whacker

TASTE IRONY AND DIE, FLESHLINGS.