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Koalefant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It looks warm and full of meat.

Its coat color appears to be dependent on the season.

Hang ten, big snowy guy.

I say! That trunk would make a cozy vest.

You can't get attached to cute cuts of meat.

Poor unsuspecting meat beast.

It has its winter coat on.

We finally found it!

It stands against the cruel elements.

Haha! Didn't think I would find you, did you?

Ms. Wickerbottom

Koalefanta Proboscidea in thick winter pelage.

'TIS FAT AND TASTY

He sure looks warm...

So soft, I want to squish it!

They get tastier in the winter.

Woodlegs be knowin' yer fur be mighty warm. An 'tis so thick.

Bruamp! Bruamp!

IT RADIATES WITH MEAT WARMTH