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Survivor

Lightning

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Safe from that frightening lightning!

I narrowly missed a spontaneous electrostatic discharge!

Not today, nature!

Egads! That was close.

That was much too close!

I rode in on a bolt lightning.

Can't touch this!

We're invincible!

So close to death, yet so far.

Another daring escape!

Ms. Wickerbottom

Thank goodness for this non-conductive clothing!

WILBA HAS'T ESCAPED SKY BOLTS!

I'm safe from the sky-fire.

Lightning is weak compared to Wolfgang clothes!

That tickled a bit, eh?

Ye didn't get ol'Woodlegs, sky bolts!

Too close!

CIRCUIT INCOMPLETE. NO CHARGE RECEIVED.