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Merm Head

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Burnt merm flesh somehow smells even worse.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

The stinkiest thing I'll smell all day.

Perhaps it is the result of a sacrifice?

Strangely supple dermis for something that's deceased.

I like it better burnt.

As if the pigs didn't smell bad enough.

I can't say I'm bothered by that.

What a curious beast!

I think it needs to burned again! Pee-eew!

Its odor is not improving with time...

Beheaded. Burnt. Stinky.

I could smell it from back there!

Roasted merm head. Delicious.

The eyes follow you around.

I wonder who that was.

A waste of food.

Somehow, it found a way to sink even lower.

No dignity at all.

Well, I won't miss it.

Yeesh. Heck of a welcoming party.

Ms. Wickerbottom

It's neither rotting nor fermenting now.

Ms. Wickerbottom

I'm uncertain whether it is rotting or fermenting.

'TIS FWOOSHED

HEAD OF MERMAID MAN

Double whammy!

That's what you get for being so stinky!

Not so nice looking now.

What a handsome devil!

Amazingly, it smells even worse now.

Smells like a factory trawler.

'Tis crispy.

Beware...

Just ashes

Rotten

TRIAL BY FIRE

THE FISHBEAST IS MORE IDIOTIC LOOKING THAN USUAL.