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Kind

Survivor

Phlegm

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's thick and pliable. And salty.

Based on past experience, I hope I do not have to consume this.

Blech.

Quite!

Ugh. Not food safe!

The secretions of a terrible beast!

I need to put on gloves for this.

It's a boogie!

The wretched beast must have been sick.

Just what I need. A hunk of goop.

Ms. Wickerbottom

The congealed mucus retains its sticky texture.

'TIS SPIT O' THE SPITTY BEASTIE

Gross! Let's burn it.

Aha ha ha! Boogers! Oh ho ho!

I wouldn't want that in my moustache.

Blubber from tha woolly beastie.

Hork

FILTHY OOZE FROM A FILTHY ANIMAL