Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

You're part of my entourage.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

They kind of creep me out.

Looks serious.

Not a friendly pig!!

A shame. They are good at menial work.

Excellent. I now have a laborer I can put to work.

Interesting. They have acquired a rudimentary level of speech.

An exceptionally aggressive variant of those humanoid pigs.

Amazing! This world's celestial satellite is influential on its terrestrial inhabitants!

Bad luck, dude.

Let's hit the waves!

Lookin' fine, swine.

Wow, you're really loyal. That's admirable.

Walani

Haha! What even is that?

I say!

I have acquired a party.

Warbucks

Rather curious porcine humanoid.

Warbucks

I say, old chap! What are you guarding?

Rather hirsute hog.

He wouldn't want himself to go to waste, would he?

I do have a magnetic presence, do I not?

Who bred you to walk upright like that? Deuced unsettling...

Alright, alright, moving along.

Aggression spoils the meat.

He died with honor.

We ride to battle!

Will you fight alongside me, pig?

Wigfrid

That pig looks brave.

Wigfrid

It has been tainted by Fenrir.

I dub thee "Bacon".

He's simple, but he's mine.

Maxwell

What a slobbering fool.

Maxwell

They're starting to organize.

Maxwell

That one's gone feral.

Webber

He won't bully us any more.

Webber

Hoist the sails, matey!

Aw, you're no fun.

They look angry.

He's all furry now!

He's better off, now.

I still feel alone.

They are so standoffish.

How Orwellian.

A creature of the night!

Lived a better life than the other pigs I've known.

Swell. A pig sidekick.

I hope he doesn't ask me my views on bacon.

Not everyone can pull off a look like that.

Don't take this the wrong way, but you may need a shave.