Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

This saddle really flies!

Wagstaff

Using butterfly wings as a construction material significantly lessens its weight.

Walani

It's like riding a wave only hairier.

Warbucks

Rather more aerodynamic than the others.

Warly

Adds a little spice to my ride.

Wigfrid

Oh to fly on the wings of Valkyrie!

Maxwell

But is it fast enough to escape the judgmental stares?

Webber

It's a saddle made out of spidersnacks!

Wendy

Too much whimsy gives me indigestion.

Wheeler

Woowee! You can really get some speed on this!

Ms. Wickerbottom

The decorative antennae are a lovely touch.

Wilba

'TIS SEAT FOR ZOOMY HAIRY BACK RIDE

Willow

Was it worth it? I think it was worth it.

Wolfgang

Butterflies feel soft under Wolfgang's strong butt!

Woodie

Makes me feel like some sorta woodland nymph, eh?

Woodlegs

Puts tha wind in m'sails.

Wormwood

Shaggy Buddy Zoomer

WX-78

DOZENS OF CREATURES WERE MAIMED FOR THIS. HAHA