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Salt Lick

Wilson P. Higgsbury

How many licks does it take to get to the center?

A cube of sodium to placate my domesticated bovine.

Salt makes everything taste better. Even salt.

Keeps the livestock docile.

Too salty.

Minerals, not meat.

So salty.

We really regret licking it. Blech.

The beasts crave it...

Swell. It's a big lump of salt.

Ms. Wickerbottom

A cube of sodium chloride to lure wild beasts.

'TIS BIG BLOCK O' SALT

It's a big block of slobbery salt.

Heh heh. Hair cow has funny tongue!

My mouth's dry just looking at it.

Saltier than ol' Woodlegs.

Lick rock. For Shaggy Buddy

FLESHLINGS RUB THEIR FILTHY TONGUE-STUMPS ON IT