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Survivor

Spider

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I'm going to stomp you dead!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

He's too gross, anyway.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Ewwww!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I hate spiders.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I'd better not be here when he wakes up.

Let us preoccupy ourselves with battle!

I've frightened it away!

I would like to dissect that.

I've never heard such a vocal arachnid!

Incredible! It appears to be snoring!

YOU WILL REGRET THIS DAY!

Pssh, nah, we're good.

I wonder if it will rain now?

Crawly creep.

Aww, it's so peaceful and disgusting.

Prepare to meet your doom!

Rather more interested in survival, thank you!

Conquered.

Rather aggressive!

I've caught it napping.

I hope it does not rain after I kill you!

I hope it didn't take any bites out of me.

Please no rain!

You are not for eating.

It should make itself a silk pillow.

Spider, meet my spear!

Leggy coward.

Felled by my spear, like so many before it.

Eight legs and still no match for me!

I will allow it a fair fight and wait til it awakes.

I'll not be made a fool of again!

I won't be made a fool of... next time!

Splat.

It's mostly digestive system.

Shhhh! It will wake up hungry.

Hey, wanna play?

We didn't actually want to hurt you.

Another lost friend.

Spiders understand us.

Aww! I think it's having a dream.

I shall send you to the other side!

You should be thankful I'm sparing you.

We will meet again some day.

A creature of the night!

Evil is sleeping.

Put up your dukes. All six of 'em.

You're not worth my time.

I'd say a few words but I don't speak spider.

I've seen bigger spiders. Oh wait, no I haven't.

Sleeping on the job.