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Toy Boat

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Now all I need is a miniaturization machine!

Appears to be seaworthy, but much too diminutive to be useful.

Where's the toy surf board?

I have doubts as to its seaworthiness.

It cannot help me.

A child's longship.

I feel as though it is mocking my situation.

Yaaaay!

What sort of simple mind would be amused by this?

I'd like it better if it was a balloon.

Ms. Wickerbottom

A lovely, tiny boat.

'TIS A TEENY BOAT

I've put away childish things.

Wolfgang will not fit!

That boat seems a little on the small side.

Fer a pirate's tyke.

Baby floater

THIS BOAT CONSTRUCTION IS PREPOSTEROUS