Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

This vest is dapper as all get-out.

Wagstaff

The hound's tooth has proven quite comfortable. Interesting...

Walani

I hope none of my surfer buds see me in this.

Warbucks

Distinguished!

Warly

I feel so much better all of the sudden.

Wigfrid

It is a handsome vest, but it offers no protection.

Maxwell

It's no three-piece, but it's dapper enough.

Webber

It itches and fits funny.

Wendy

I can wear pieces of dead things made into a vest!

Wheeler

All dressed up and ready for adventure.

Ms. Wickerbottom

This vest screams "stylish, but well-read."

Wilba

MAKETH WILBA LOOK'TH NICE

Willow

Not as nice as a flaming vest, but it'll do.

Wolfgang

Is vest with pattern for fancy man.

Woodie

It's not plaid, but it'll do.

Woodlegs

Fit fer a swab.

Wormwood

Warm

WX-78

VEST HAS HIGH DAPPERNESS QUOTIENT