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Telebrella

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Bumber-shoot me away from here!

A short range, aerial teleportation antenna in convenient-to-carry umbrella form.

Good for when I don't feel like walking. Which is always.

A metal brolly. What a marvelous find!

I hope it doesn't cook me when I use it.

Aids me in my battle against walking!

It's like walking without the exertion.

A zoomy umbrella!

Momentarily relieves my weariness.

Great as a teleporter. Horrible as an umbrella.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Not as good at rain protection as it is at teleportation.

'TIS THE BRELLA O' ZOOMIES

Smells like ozone and space travel.

Wolfgang saved from mighty walk.

This'll save some time.

Saves the wood in ol'Woodleg's wooden legs.

Not rain taker

I AM NOT FOOLED BY ITS UMBRELLA IMITATION