Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's pointy and slimy.

Wagstaff

A ruthless weapon I should put to frequent use.

Walani

It's pretty flimsy. I can't see it doing much damage.

Warbucks

A boorish animal artifact.

Warly

This would stick in my throat.

Wigfrid

Gooey, but dangerous. I like it.

Maxwell

Ugh. This is so revolting.

Webber

We could hit stuff with the pointy bits!

Wendy

Sharp, slimy and dangerous.

Wheeler

Can't beat a weapon with spiky things coming out of it.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Never grab the pointy end.

Wilba

'TIS SPIKEY BITS

Willow

It's pointy and slimy.

Wolfgang

Perfect for sticking!

Woodie

It wobbles when you wave it.

Woodlegs

Aha! Now th'creepin' dread be in me own hands!

Wormwood

Spiky Whacker

WX-78

THIS IS VICIOUSLY VISCOUS