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Thumper

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Does all the hard work for me.

Delivers a pragmatic shock wave of ground reverberations.

Anything that saves me work is all right with me.

Quite the cacophonous time saver.

It's like a meat tenderizer for the ground.

This metal bird has the force of Thor's hammer!

Does all my hard work for me.

Woah! That makes a big boom!

Cold-hearted metallic destruction.

A boomer to go with my pew-er.

Ms. Wickerbottom

I'm not familiar with this type of bird.

UNEASY LIES THE HEAD THAT BANGS THE GROUND

Clears the area without setting things on fire. That's no fun.

Is pretty good smasher. But Wolfgang is best.

I don't care if it's not a real bird, I still don't like it.

Fer makin' land waves.

Thump! Thump!

FINALLY SOMETHING THAT UNDERSTANDS ME