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Wet Goop

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It tastes like nothing.

Completely devoid of nutrition and sustenance.

Is there dry goop?

Bah! Quite inedible.

I am thankful my sous chefs are not around to witness this abomination...

Slop.

How uncultured.

Experimenting is fun!

A miserable mess, just like life.

Typical of my culinary talents.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Oh no. No, no, no. This won't do at all.

SOMETHING ROTTEN FOR IN WILBA TUMMY

How did it go wrong?! It was engulfed in fire and everything.

Wolfgang ruin food!

Better than some of the things I've eaten!

Thet's why they never let ol'Woodlegs in th'galley.

Yum

EDIBLE FILTH