Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

The best defense is a good offense.

Wagstaff

Defensive clothing constructed from contentious cactus projectiles.

Walani

How will I hug trees in this?

Warbucks

Offensive defence. How ingenious!

Warly

If the enemies are pricked half as much as I was making it, it's worth it.

Wigfrid

It will make of me a friend to the cactus.

Maxwell

Nothing says "stay away" quite like this.

Webber

Weaponized hugs!

Wendy

It makes me as prickly outside as I am inside!

Wheeler

All the rage with the dangerous vegetation crowd.

Ms. Wickerbottom

This allows for anonymity among the cacti.

Wilba

BY THE PRICKING OF MINE ARMOR

Willow

This way I won't get burned by those cacti.

Wolfgang

Hah! Try hit Wolfgang now.

Woodie

Pretty prickly protection, eh?

Woodlegs

Me'd like ta see them try ta hit Woodlegs now!

Wormwood

Friend clothes

WX-78

SENDING CACTUS FRIEND REQUEST...