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Pig Skin?

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Is the bat hide-ing in there?

Curious. It looks remarkably like a pig bottom.

Weird. It looks like pig skin.

I say! This bat hide has rather piggish traits.

Is it from a bat or a pig?

Hide which takes the guise of another hide.

Who knew bat and pig skins were so similar?

Huh. It's pig hide but it came from a bat.

It doesn't matter if it's pig or bat skin, it's still dead.

Hmmm... never noticed those bats had a springy tail.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Absurd! This clearly came from a bat.

'TIS THE PIG SKIN O' THE BAT

Weird. Is it from a pig bat?

Is confusing pig skin.

I'm sure I could use this for something.

Woodlegs don't care what ye call it.

Bum. Twirly Tail bum?

ERROR: BAT DOES NOT EQUAL PIG