Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

The beginning was dull, but got better near the end.

Wagstaff

Oh, I do wish I could access its power.

Walani

Gnarly.

Warbucks

Quite fatalistic.

Warly

I don't think that's my forte.

Wigfrid

This tome is brimming with Hel's fire!

Maxwell

It's a novel, er... novel.

Webber

We don't like how this one ends!

Wendy

The tome to end it all...

Wheeler

Feel good story of the year.

Ms. Wickerbottom

What could possibly go wrong?

Wilba

IT DOTH NOT SCARE WILBA, FOR WILBA CANNOT READ!

Willow

That's my favorite book!

Wolfgang

Tiny book scares Wolfgang!

Woodie

I know better than to mess with that, eh.

Woodlegs

It'll spell me doom, mark me words!

Wormwood

Fire!

WX-78

A BOOK OF DESTRUCTION. EXCELLENT.