Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Strange, it's just 500 pages of telegraph codes.

Wagstaff

Is this ink imbued with dark fuel?! Fascinating!

Walani

I don't need a book to fall asleep.

Warbucks

Quite a tiresome tome.

Warly

It's tradition to nap after a good meal.

Wigfrid

Where's the drama? The suspense?

Maxwell

I haven't slept in... ages.

Webber

It's... beddy-bye time...

Wendy

Does it bestow an eternal slumber?

Wheeler

A sleeper hit.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Warm milk in book form.

Wilba

FORSOOTH! 'TIS NOT WILBA'S BEDTIME!

Willow

Bo-oring!

Wolfgang

Wolfgang's eyes feel heavy, like dumbbells.

Woodie

The perfect book for a full moon.

Woodlegs

It'll put ye into a cursed slumber.

Wormwood

(yawn)

WX-78

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