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Kind

Survivor

Cactus

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Sharp but delicious.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Deflated, but still spiny.

Intrinsically reactionary!

I assume it will grow back.

It's fine if you just leave it alone.

Ouch! I got prickled.

I say, it's a bit prickly.

Put up a bit of a fight, by golly.

I bet it has a sharp flavor.

It will live to prick again.

It does have admirable armor.

It will return.

Puffer plant.

Cactus? More like flat-tus!

It's got more things coming out of it than we do.

It's got no meat left in it.

Knives out.

Flattened.

It's almost like it doesn't want to be eaten.

I'd be okay if it didn't grow back.

Ms. Wickerbottom

A young barrel cactus.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Desperate times, desperate measures.

IT BE POINTY FOODS

IT GIVE'TH WILBA OUCHIES

Spines! My weakness! How did you know?

We'll call it a tie.

Wolfgang not like sharp plant.

Ha! Is flat plant.

That's gonna hurt.

It certainly did.

Ye have a sharp taste ye do.

Ye been freshly pricked. I mean picked.

Ouch Friend

Grow, Ouch Friend! Grow!

PROTECTIVE BARRIER PRESENT. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

NO NUTRIENT-RICH MATERIAL REMAINING AT THIS TIME