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Kind

Survivor

Chicken

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's extremely not-alive.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's a little chicken.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's conked out.

Cadaverous.

How could such an hilariously inept creature continue to thrive?

Dormant.

Awww... poor little guy.

Love the look, little chicken.

I wish I could sleep standing up.

Didn't put up much of a fight.

A fowl fellow!

It sleeps standing up!

Chicken Fricassee!

My delicious, delicious friend!

It's marinating.

It has met a death worthy of its life.

Walking meat.

I wish you foul dreams, fowl bird.

No one will grieve you, fowl beast.

Foul fowl.

Dreadful bird dreaming dreadfully.

Poor little guy.

Haha! We love chickens!

I wish we could sleep like that.

Death looks better on you than life ever did.

Hideous poultry.

Even in sleep it is ghastly.

I promise I will go on without you!

Can't fly. But then neither can I now.

Probably dreaming he was a flying bird.

Ms. Wickerbottom

All its functions have irreversibly cessated.

Ms. Wickerbottom

A domesticated Gallus Gallus.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Experiencing unihemispheric slow-wave sleep.

WADDL'D OFF THIS MORTAL COIL

HATH BEEN PLUCK'DED

HOW DOST IT SLEEPETH SO?

I don't think it's getting back up.

It's an ugly chicken.

It still looks ugly.

Is dead cluck-cluck.

Little cluck bird.

Is sleepy times.

Winner winner, chicken dinner.

A bird's a bird.

Getting some shut eye.

Walk'd tha'plank.

Yer a tiny bird.

Be grabbin' shuteye.

So sad

Ba-gawk!