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Crock Pot

Wilson P. Higgsbury

The pot got cooked.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

This is going to take a while.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's almost done!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Mmmmm! It's ready to eat!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It makes me hungry just to look at it.

Bah. Thermal energy has been applied overzealously.

I'll recite the digits of pi while I wait.

Must be using high frequency radiation to cook.

Done already? Remarkable!

In need of ingredients.

The food might taste a bit burnt.

If I watch it it'll never boil.

Food incoming!

I cooked something. Yum!

My kind of cooking... Just dump everything in and wait!

Oh bother.

Patience is a virtue.

I shall be enjoying a fine meal promptly.

I say! That was well worth the effort.

I could do a bit of cooking with this.

Tragique.

A masterpiece takes time.

Nearly there...

Ahh, fini!

Empty pot, empty heart.

The fire reigned supreme.

Might as well do something whilst I wait.

Shouldn't be long now!

What have we got here?

Nothing in there.

A bit overdone for my tastes.

Wait for it...

Here it comes!

Finally, some quality grub.

Just the thought makes my mouth water.

Someone must have left the fire going.

It won't be done for a while.

Almost ready!

Supper is served.

Food goes in, other food comes out.

Burnt to a crisp.

Whatever's in there isn't dead yet.

It needs to boil.

Finally, food.

As empty as my soul.

No one ever accused me of being a good cook.

Hope I don't die of hunger while I wait.

It'll be done in short order.

Through the teeth, past the gums...

Meals are typically better if they contain food.