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Cork Bat

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Put a cork in it.

The detriment of its light weight are counteracted by its relative ease to construct.

Pretty lightweight.

For when one must resort to savagery.

It's light enough.

A weapon of much lightness.

Easy enough to carry.

Coach said we're not allowed to cork a bat.

Another instrument of death.

Time for all that stick ball playing to come in handy.

Ms. Wickerbottom

A lightweight instrument for bludgeoning.

WILBA MAKETH THE SMALLEST SMASHINGS

For bashing things.

Wolfgang hardly feel this at all.

Pretty light, eh?

Lighter than a belayin' pin.

Puny Whacker

PORTABLE BLUDGEONING ACCESSORY