Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

An accident waiting to happen.

Wagstaff

Theoretically, it works. Though I won't predict for how long.

Walani

I've definitely seen better boats.

Warbucks

Rather poor quality, but it'll do in a pinch.

Warly

A shaky sea vessel.

Wigfrid

More like a stage prop than a viking vessel.

Maxwell

Looks barely seaworthy.

Webber

I don't know. Looks kinda flimsy.

Wendy

I only hope when it sinks, the end will be quick.

Wheeler

About as stable as a cork balloon.

Ms. Wickerbottom

I suppose it's safe for a quick trip up the river.

Wilba

FRAILTY, THY NAME IS'T CORK BOWL CANOE!

Willow

It'd be better if I could light it on fire.

Wolfgang

Is weakling.

Woodie

Only good for a short trip.

Woodlegs

It be'a poorly ship.

Wormwood

Puny Floater

WX-78

IT MOCKS ME