Words of the Constant
"Character" Tree
It's bent out of shape over something.
"Character" Tree
Melancholic.
"Character" Tree
Looks like it could use a nap.
"Character" Tree
I say! It's rather pathetic specimen.
"Character" Tree
I wish I could feed it something.
"Character" Tree
Has the look of one that has been vanquished.
"Character" Tree
Someone should put it out of its misery.
"Character" Tree
It just needs some love.
"Character" Tree
(sigh) I know how you feel.
"Character" Tree
Cheer up, little guy. It's the holidays.
"Character" Tree
Not a particularly rigorous specimen.
"Character" Tree
WHYFORE IT SO SAD?
"Character" Tree
It'd be better if I burnt it.
"Character" Tree
Is not mighty.
"Character" Tree
Not doin' too good.
"Character" Tree
'tas seen better days.
"Character" Tree
Okay, friend?
"Character" Tree
YET ANOTHER USELESS FLESHSACK
"Character" Tree