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Doydoy

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I feel oddly protective of this dumb bird.

What a ludicrously doltish bird!

Well hey there little guy.

I say! I thought these were hunted to extinction.

I see potential in this poultry.

It shows no trace of fear for me!

This sad creature has no hope of survival.

Nothing behind the eyes...

This bird seems too stupid to be alive.

I waited my whole life to see a bird like that. It wasn't worth the wait.

Ms. Wickerbottom

What a fascinating species!

'TIS BIRD O' DOYNESS

There is no spark behind its eyes.

Small dumb bird!

Not too sure how this awful thing survives.

'Tis a stupid lookin bird.

Odd Tweeter

INTELLIGENCE NOT DETECTED