Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

A controlled chemical reaction has made this egg matter more nutritious.

Wagstaff

The color doesn't fill me with a lot of confidence.

Walani

You can taste the endangerment.

Warbucks

A simple meal.

Warly

Bon appetit!

Wigfrid

I shall eat of this fearless bird's bounty.

Maxwell

A light snack is always the best option.

Webber

To make an omelette you have to endanger a few species.

Wendy

Not extinct yet, though not from lack of trying.

Wheeler

Just once I'd love to make a decent plate of scrambled eggs.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Green eggs and ham.

Wilba

FWOOSH'DED EGG O' DOYNESS

Willow

Cooking this dumb egg was smart of me.

Wolfgang

Stupidly tasty protein.

Woodie

Could use a side of Canadian bacon.

Woodlegs

Yer would-be goose is cooked!

Wormwood

Fired egg

WX-78

EATING IS DUMB