Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I don't like sports.

Wagstaff

Has oddly large protective qualities given its considerable softness.

Walani

I feel like I could tackle anything.

Warbucks

A wonderful hat made of pig bottom.

Warly

Made from pork, to protect my melon.

Wigfrid

A pig's bottom made my helmet.

Maxwell

Now I am ready for the scrimmage.

Webber

We could be good at football, much better than I was!

Wendy

A dead thing for me to wear. Goody.

Wheeler

Perfect for ramming things with my head.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Protective gear for full-contact endeavors.

Wilba

WILBA WEAR'ST PIG BUTT

Willow

Sports are hard.

Wolfgang

It protects my head!

Woodie

Will this give me hockey hair?

Woodlegs

Keeps me melon safe.

Wormwood

Twirly Tail head thing

WX-78

PADDING FOR MY PROCESSING UNIT