Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Sucks all the stink out.

Wagstaff

Amazing! It functions without requiring a sealed cover over the mouth!

Walani

Protection from stink.

Warbucks

Quite adept at keeping out odours.

Warly

Anything to keep poison out of my dinner!

Wigfrid

Armor of sorts for my nose and throat!

Maxwell

Cleans the stench away.

Webber

We are protected from sick smells.

Wendy

This hat prevents me from breathing in death.

Wheeler

Ah... a refinery and a fashion statement all in one.

Ms. Wickerbottom

The calcium carbonate purifies the surrounding air particles.

Wilba

IT KEEPST OUT THE RANKNESS

Willow

I like not smelling smelly smells.

Wolfgang

Little hat is very colorful.

Woodie

Nothin' stinks when I got this on.

Woodlegs

Smells o'freshness when me wears it.

Wormwood

Head thing full of air

WX-78

PREVENTS NOXIOUS FUMES FROM PERMEATING MY OUTER CASING