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Luxury Axe

Wilson P. Higgsbury

That's one fancy axe.

Fascinating! Gold has much more durable properties here.

That's one treasury tool.

A rather elegant tool for chopping.

A golden chopper!

A tool of gold!

It gets sharper with every cut.

Life is okay when you've got a golden axe.

At least I can kill trees with style.

Swell. Because I can't think of anything better to do with gold.

Ms. Wickerbottom

The most malleable of metals, but let's see how this chops.

'TIS AXE O' SHINY

It won't light trees on fire, but at least it's shiny.

Fancy axe more good for chop.

It's almost as nice as Lucy.

'Tis one way ta use treasure.

Pretty. Pretty scary.

GOLD AXE IS *MORE* DURABLE?