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Survivor

Luxury Machete

Hack in style!

Gold is so plentiful here I can use it in household tools.

I can hack in style.

A rather elegant tool for slashing.

Fancy slicer.

I shall swing you with pride.

Luxury Machete

Maxwell

I've always wanted to hack things in luxury.

Luxury Machete

Webber

What a beautiful blade!

Luxury Machete

Wendy

What a fancy blade to ruin bamboo with!

Luxury Machete

Wheeler

For the sophisticated adventurer.

Luxury Machete

Ms. Wickerbottom

The most malleable of metals, but let's see how it slices.

Luxury Machete

Wilba

'TIS SHINY TOOL O' SLASHINGS

Luxury Machete

Willow

I don't want to scuff it up.

Luxury Machete

Wolfgang

Hoighty toighty knife!

Luxury Machete

Woodie

It chops AND sparkles!

Luxury Machete

Woodlegs

'Tis a mighty 'eavy blade.

Pretty Slicer

AN OSTENTATIOUS HACKING DEVICE

Luxury Machete