Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

This will keep my hair moderately dry, at least.

Wagstaff

Its translucency provides little protection.

Walani

This should keep me almost dry.

Warbucks

A tasteful way to keep out the elements.

Warly

A bit of shade is better than none.

Wigfrid

I dislike flowers, but I dislike wet armor more.

Maxwell

It's more "pretty" than "dapper".

Webber

It won't keep us from playing in puddles!

Wendy

The sun beats down.

Wheeler

It's pretty. Pretty useful.

Ms. Wickerbottom

A dainty parasol that will provide moderate protection.

Wilba

IT KEEP'TH WILBA DRY

Willow

Pretty as can be!

Wolfgang

I do not like tiny umbrella.

Woodie

That there could keep my beard moderately dry, eh?

Woodlegs

A lil water ne'er hurt nobody.

Wormwood

Friend hair keeps rain away

WX-78

MODERATE STRENGTH PROTECTIVE SCREEN