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Survivor

Halberd

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Now I can't be caught off-guard.

A marvelously versatile instrument capable of causing incredible harm!

You could poke an eye out on this thing!

Quite an ornate construction!

I dislike fighting.

Tis no spear, yet is still valorous!

A blade as sharp as my wit.

Swoosh!

A terrible weapon for a terrible world.

The must-have multi-tool for adventurers.

Ms. Wickerbottom

It is a cruel and versatile weapon.

WILBA SHALL SLICE AND CHOP!

Weapons are only good if they're twice your size.

Sword is for weak no-muscle men.

Well, it's no axe.

T'ain't no cutlass.

Twirly Tail Fight Stick

AN EVIL KILLING IMPLEMENT