Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I'd be a jerk not to eat this.

Wagstaff

Of a chewy consistency. Not unlike tar.

Walani

Looks extra chewy.

Warbucks

Rather...malleable.

Warly

Could use garlic...

Wigfrid

My teeth shall do battle with you.

Maxwell

I actually don't mind this?

Webber

We'll try anything once.

Wendy

So... tough.

Wheeler

Just as chewy as when it's not dried.

Ms. Wickerbottom

What an inventive preserve.

Wilba

'TIS SQUISHIES MEAT

Willow

Looks chewy.

Wolfgang

Jerky is tough, like Wolfgang!

Woodie

Jerky! The food of my people.

Woodlegs

Who be knowin' such a thing be possible?

Wormwood

Hmm... bit chewy

WX-78

IT'S ENJOYED A 75% REDUCTION IN GELATINOUS TEXTURE