Words of the Constant
Message in a Bottle
Wilson P. HiggsburyThe message is faded. I can't read it.
Wilson P. HiggsburySomeone wrote me a note!
WagstaffEven with my goggles on, I cannot read this.
WagstaffAn enthralling missive from a mysterious being.
WalaniReading's boring anyway.
WalaniThere must be a better way to send a message...
WarbucksI seem to have forgotten my reading glasses.
WarbucksThank goodness! I was afraid the mail wasn't getting through.
WarlyThe ink is smudged...
WarlyI wonder if it is a secret menu?
WigfridA message from Valhalla?
MaxwellThe penmanship is atrocious. I can't make it out.
MaxwellWhat is this primitive communication?
WebberEight eyes isn't enough to read this.
WebberMaybe there's a comic book in here!
WendyAll things fade, in time...
WendyThe last, desperate act of a doomed soul. In a bottle.
WheelerIf you're going to send a letter, you should have better handwriting.
WheelerAdventure just seems to find me.
Ms. WickerbottomIllegible chickenscratch.
Ms. WickerbottomI am intrigued!
WilbaIT SHOW-ETH WHEREFORE YON TREASURE!
WillowThe message is faded. I can't read it.
WillowBottled paper!
WolfgangEh... Wolfgang can not read.
WolfgangWolfgang can't fit meaty hands inside.
WoodieThe sea has washed away the message.
WoodieIs someone trying to talk to me?
WoodlegsTh' message be faded...
WoodlegsOh ho! Be it a map?
WormwoodCan't read
WormwoodSays something...
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