Words of the Constant
Fancy Helmet
Protects my brains.
Fancy Helmet
Incredibly durable. Though incredibly dense as well.
Fancy Helmet
Keeps my noggin safe.
Fancy Helmet
Has a rather Spanish flair to it.
Fancy Helmet
I prefer a chef hat.
Fancy Helmet
It will protect my head!
Fancy Helmet
How very conquistadorian.
Fancy Helmet
A fancy helmet to protect our head.
Fancy Helmet
It'll protect my head but not my heart.
Fancy Helmet
Saves me head pain but gives me neck pain.
Fancy Helmet
It's similar to the Spanish colonials.
Fancy Helmet
SHINY HAT DOTH PROTECTETH BRAINPANS
Fancy Helmet
This protects my brain.
Fancy Helmet
Is funny little tin hat.
Fancy Helmet
It's a little cold.
Fancy Helmet
Prefer me captain's hat.
Fancy Helmet
Clink Rock Head Thing
Fancy Helmet
SCALPED METAL HEAD
Fancy Helmet