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Monster Jerky

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Strange-smelling jerky.

Edible, but not enticing.

Tough to chew AND crazy-making!

Not fit for a civilized gentleman.

Could use... better judgment...

All dried up.

My teeth are getting too old for this.

It's really chewy.

Meat turned dry and weird-tasting.

Drying it really seals in the horror.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Salty yet satisfying.

'TIS CURS'DED MEAT O' DRIEDNESS

It's dry and smells strange.

Look like leather, taste like leather.

I still don't want to eat it.

Dried thet beast, I did.

Hmmm...

DEHYDRATED PROTEINS