Words of the Constant
The Sow's Ear Hat Shop
The hats are on fire!
A place to hang your hat.
Evidence would suggest it's been set on fire.
A store selling caps for my cranium.
Harsh.
I could use a good hat for the beach.
A waste of good lumber.
I wonder if they have any gentlemanly hats.
Charbroiled chapeaus.
I could use a new toque blanche.
A glorious blaze!
All I need is a good battle helm upon mine head!
Everything burns.
I may have use for a millinery.
Watch out!
I bet there are some cool hats in there.
I'm not surprised.
Hats cannot cure my melancholy.
A bad day for hats.
A good hat is always handy for bad hair days.
Does this village have a fire brigade?
I could use head accoutrement.
HATS GO-ETH FWOOSH!
DOST GOTS STUFFS FOR MINE HEAD
That's what I like to see!
Maybe I could use a new hat.
The hats is fire!
Maybe Wolfgang find mighty hat.
Well that's no good.
I wonder if they have toques.
Arr, 'tis'a shame.
Already gotme 'at!
Save the head things!
Has head things
IT IS RELEASING EXOTHERMIC ENERGY
A PLACE FOR HEAD ATTACHMENTS