Words of the Constant
Pigeon
It has passed.
It's only carrying a couple diseases.
It's fast asleep.
Theoretically, it's dead.
Intriguing! Pigeons flock to urban centers here as well.
Currently in a dormant state.
I hope he died in his sleep.
They're sort of cute.
Wish I was with you, buddy.
Rather dead.
Blasted pests!
Bothersome.
Squab?
Pigeon pie? No, perhaps not.
Perhaps a feast of seeds has worn it out.
It has been bested in battle!
Be you tasty?
Sleep has been victorious!
As filthy in death as it was in life.
Filthy.
Enjoy your grimy slumber.
Poor thing.
That's a nice bird.
It needed a rest.
I don't blame you.
A wretched creature.
What horrors does it dream of?
Always sad to see a fellow flyer go down.
Fly! Fly away from here! And take me with you.
Probably having one of those flying dreams.
The remains of a disease carrying bird.
A common grey specimen of the Columbidae family.
It is in a slumber.
ALL LIVES MUST DIE
HEY DING A DING DING!
HAST LEFT ITSELFS OPEN
Whoops.
Flying rats.
Sleeping flying rats.
Is dead.
Is little grey bird.
Is asleep.
Good.
Horrible vermin.
They're never really sleeping you know.
Tells no tales.
Be'a gulls o'th' land.
Grabbin' shuteye.
(sob)
Gray Tweeter