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Wilson P. Higgsbury

What a beauty...

Wilson P. Higgsbury

She's getting her beauty sleep.

An example of the fine citizenry of this town.

I would like to ask her what she's dreaming of.

You look great, dudess!

She looks great even while they sleep.

A purveyor of medicinals!

Rather lackadaisical.

Anything for kitchen burns?

A yogurt night mask might do you good.

She hath need of feathers.

She conquers beauty sleep.

Such stunning beauty.

She's definitely needs more beauty sleep.

You look nice today!

She's beautiful when she's asleep.

Can you heal my heart?

Only a temporary sleep.

A lady who likes her feathers.

No pillow. Maybe that's what she needs all those feathers for.

Ms. Wickerbottom

She looks like she has a healthy constitution.

Ms. Wickerbottom

In repose.

SHE DOTH OFFEND'D MINE EYE

WHYFORE SHE SLEEPETH HERE?

What a piece of work!

She's sleeping.

Little pig make Wolfgang better?

Aww. Piggie is sleeping.

Not as pretty as you, Lucy.

Gettin' her beauty sleep, eh?

P'rty swine.

A sleepin' p'rty swine.

Boo Boo Twirly Tail

Shh...

ITS ATTEMPTS AT BEAUTY ARE FRUITLESS

IT IS COMPLETELY DEFENSELESS