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Wilson P. Higgsbury

Please don't arrest me.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Not so intimidating now, are you?

Evidence suggests he is responsible for the security of this town.

Presumably, he should not be sleeping on the job.

Oohhh. Looking tough.

Catch some "Z"s while you can!

I shall endeavor to behave.

Not a very good sentinel, is he?

I'm not looking for trouble, mon amie.

Sleep well, mon amie.

An honorable warrior.

May you dream of Valhalla!

Move along.

Completely vulnerable.

You're doing a great job, Mr. Guard.

Night night, knight.

Nothing guards against encroaching darkness.

There's nothing to protect us now.

Not looking to cause any trouble here, officer.

Doesn't seem like he gets the concept of guarding.

Ms. Wickerbottom

One of the Queen's royal guards.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Fluttering eyelids indicate REM sleep.

WELL MET, PIGGY GUARD!

HE SHOULD'ST NAUGHT BE SLEEPIES

Those guards don't look so tough.

He's snoozing.

Is strong, but is not as strong as Wolfgang.

Wolfgang would never sleep on job.

Seems like an upstanding sort.

Sleep tight.

Dare ye ta cross swords wit ol'Woodlegs?

Sleepin' scallywag'n swine.

Twirly Tail tough guy

Sleepy

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