Words of the Constant
Shopkeep
Good day, shopkeep.
That can't be comfortable.
What a thoroughly creepy smile!
Evidence suggests she has lost her home.
Anything good today?
Dream on, buddy.
Are you willing to barter?
Bah! A shiftless layabout!
Greetings!
I can't help but think he'd look good in a nice glaze...
Shopkeep, prepare to barter!
Sleep well, fair barterer.
That's the shopkeep.
Am I supposed to attend to myself?.
Howdy!
Oh, he's sleeping. I'll come back when he's awake.
A life filled with endless mediocre service.
Sleep is only a fleeting reprieve from life.
Someone who appreciates her town's landscaping.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say she's tired.
I had better dust off my bartering skills.
Perhaps it is past her bedtime.
HER HAIR DOTH TOO MUCH, METHINKS
HAST NAUGHT GOOD JAMMIES
I bet their life is super boring.
Asleep. Figures.
Wolfgang can sell him stuff.
Wolfgang cannot buy from sleeping pig.
Looks like a shopkeep.
Get some shut eye where you can.
'e be'a boar!
Thet be a sleepin' hornswagglin' swine.
Likes friend hair
So tired
SELLER OF TANGIBLE GOODS
NONFUNCTIONING GOODS' SELLER