Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's broken.

Wagstaff

A teleportation device! Oh why doesn't it work?!

Walani

Aw... it's broken.

Warbucks

I rather doubt its ability to function.

Warly

Looks too rickety to ride to someplace.

Wigfrid

This longship looks unfit for a warrior.

Maxwell

Useless!

Webber

No one's going through this.

Wendy

Like my beloved sister, I can never return.

Wheeler

That's an adventure waiting to happen. It's also waiting to work.

Ms. Wickerbottom

I sense magic here. Sadly it's defective magic.

Wilba

THERE BE NO METHOD IN'T

Willow

Time to get outta here. Aww... it's broken.

Wolfgang

Wolfgang doesn't like his chances.

Woodie

Looks hooped to me.

Woodlegs

Looks like I be maroon'd 'ere.

Wormwood

Oh. Broken

WX-78

MALFUNCTIONING