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Powdercake

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I don't know if I'm hungry enough.

This would give my stomach a turn. I dare not eat it.

I'll eat whatever.

Bah! It's barely fit for an animal!

I would not feed this to my worst enemies. Or would I...

What in the name of the unicorn is this?

What foul manifestation of evil is this?

Mum never let me have these.

I would have to be desperate.

Looks good enough to fire through the air.

Ms. Wickerbottom

The crowning achievement of the agricultural-industrial complex.

BLOW, CAKE!

I wonder if it is flammable.

Is made of nothings!

I like the ones made with real sugar better.

This really be food?

Ka-pow!

IT NEVER GOES BAD