Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Defying the laws of science.

Wagstaff

A pillar of nominal size and shape.

Walani

Don't fall down on me!

Warbucks

Its stability is dubious.

Warly

Not very hearty.

Wigfrid

Not worthy of Valhalla's halls.

Maxwell

I don't trust it.

Webber

It could fall at any minute.

Wendy

It's fragile, like life.

Wheeler

Looks sturdy enough.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Precarious.

Wilba

'TIS A ROCK

Willow

I can't set it on fire.

Wolfgang

Wolfgang is stronger.

Woodie

Don't think it's too sturdy there.

Woodlegs

Steady as a ship inna storm.

Wormwood

Hard

WX-78

WARNING: PILLAR IS NOT ENTIRELY STABLE